A balding, white haired man from Sherman Oaks in
California, walked into a jewellry store in a local mall this
past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.
He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for
his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and
brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like to
see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock
and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at
only $40,000' the jeweller said. The lady's eyes sparkled
and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweller asked how payment would be made and
the man stated, 'By cheque. I know you need to make
sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you
can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll
pick up the ring Monday afternoon.'
On Monday morning, the jeweller angrily phoned the
old man and said, 'There was only $25 in your account.'
'I know', said the old man, 'But let me tell you about
MY GREAT WEEKEND!'
REMEMBER... Not All Seniors Are Senile…
California, walked into a jewellry store in a local mall this
past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.
He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for
his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and
brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like to
see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock
and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at
only $40,000' the jeweller said. The lady's eyes sparkled
and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweller asked how payment would be made and
the man stated, 'By cheque. I know you need to make
sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you
can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll
pick up the ring Monday afternoon.'
On Monday morning, the jeweller angrily phoned the
old man and said, 'There was only $25 in your account.'
'I know', said the old man, 'But let me tell you about
MY GREAT WEEKEND!'
REMEMBER... Not All Seniors Are Senile…
