2 men on a train journey. 1 English 1 Irish. As they go along the Englishman says, to pass the time do you fancy a quiz ? As I am a clever English chap and your a thick Irish person. If you ask me a question and I do not know answer I will give you €100 and if I ask you a question and you don't know you just need to give me €10. The Irishman says I'll go first. What has 2 heads 6 legs 2 wings and cannot fly. The Englishman says I dunno there is your €100. Then says well what is it? The Irishman says I dunno either here is your €10