Scottish First Minister.
Nicola Sturgeon is touring Perthshire in the First Minister’s chauffeur driven car.
Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
Nicola in her usual jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur :
" You get out and check - you were driving."
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
" You were driving, go and tell the farmer," says Nicola , ”I can’t afford to be blamed for anything.”
The chauffeur walks up the drive to the farmhouse and returns five hours later totally plastered,
his hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face.
" My God, what happened to you ?" asks Nicola .
The chauffeur replies : " When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt whisky,
The wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me."
" What on earth did you say?" asks Nicola .
" I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them, I'm Nicola Sturgeon ’s chauffeur and I've just killed the cow."
Nicola Sturgeon is touring Perthshire in the First Minister’s chauffeur driven car.
Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
Nicola in her usual jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur :
" You get out and check - you were driving."
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
" You were driving, go and tell the farmer," says Nicola , ”I can’t afford to be blamed for anything.”
The chauffeur walks up the drive to the farmhouse and returns five hours later totally plastered,
his hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face.
" My God, what happened to you ?" asks Nicola .
The chauffeur replies : " When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt whisky,
The wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me."
" What on earth did you say?" asks Nicola .
" I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them, I'm Nicola Sturgeon ’s chauffeur and I've just killed the cow."
