The Landlord at my pub asked me, "Why are you looking so happy?
"I replied, " The wife had one of those procedures done at the hospital today that would put a smile on most men's faces!
"He said, "You mean a breast enlargement ?"
I said, "No feck ya, a post-mortem...."
"I replied, " The wife had one of those procedures done at the hospital today that would put a smile on most men's faces!
"He said, "You mean a breast enlargement ?"
I said, "No feck ya, a post-mortem...."