One day a guy goes into a pharmacy - reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.
He pours from the bottle onto the teaspoon and offers it to the pharmacist
"Could you taste this for me, please?"
The pharmacist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.
"Does that taste sweet to you?" says the guy.
"No, not at all," says the chemist.
"Oh that's a relief, ..................The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."
He pours from the bottle onto the teaspoon and offers it to the pharmacist
"Could you taste this for me, please?"
The pharmacist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.
"Does that taste sweet to you?" says the guy.
"No, not at all," says the chemist.
"Oh that's a relief, ..................The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."