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manta356
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Posted: 22.12.2014  ·  #1
So romantic!!

An elderly couple, had just learned how to send text messages on the mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you"

The husband texted back to her.

"im having a shite.
Please advise!!!


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Posted: 22.12.2014  ·  #2
:o well what did she say, Paddy?


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