A young lady walks into a supermarket and on her way round she spots the man who she had a date with the previous evening. He was stacking the shelves with washing powder so she approaches him in a bit of a rage and yells " You lying toad you told me you were a stunt pilot" the guy replies
"No I didn't I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team"
"No I didn't I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team"