A horny gay guy was jogging in the park when he sees a drunk passed out on a park bench. The gay thinks to himself, I bet I can have my way with him & be gone before he wakes up. Sure enough it works & he slides £20 in the drunks pocket & leaves.
Moments later the drunk awakes & finds the money. He runs to the offy and tells the guy behind the counter he wants a dear bottle of wine. The next day the gay guy is jogging again and sees the drunk. Once again he proceeds to do the same thing. Again it works and he slips another £20 in the drunks pocket.
Again the drunk awakes, finds the money and runs to the offy to buy the dear bottle of wine. next day it happens again. This time the jogger reaches in his wallet and notices he only has a £100 note. Feeling generous he gives it to the drunk.
This time when he gets to the offy he asks for the cheapest wine.
The assistant asks him, "What's up? Two days in a row you come in with £20 and want dear wine. Now you come in with £100 and want a cheap wine?"
The drunk says, "Yeah that dear sh*t was burning my ass!"
Moments later the drunk awakes & finds the money. He runs to the offy and tells the guy behind the counter he wants a dear bottle of wine. The next day the gay guy is jogging again and sees the drunk. Once again he proceeds to do the same thing. Again it works and he slips another £20 in the drunks pocket.
Again the drunk awakes, finds the money and runs to the offy to buy the dear bottle of wine. next day it happens again. This time the jogger reaches in his wallet and notices he only has a £100 note. Feeling generous he gives it to the drunk.
This time when he gets to the offy he asks for the cheapest wine.
The assistant asks him, "What's up? Two days in a row you come in with £20 and want dear wine. Now you come in with £100 and want a cheap wine?"
The drunk says, "Yeah that dear sh*t was burning my ass!"
