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50 years on

 ·  Posted: 30.08.2014  ·  #1
A retired Irish potato farmer went to the village church to make his confession for the first time in many decades.

When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. I hid her in my attic".

The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! You have no need to confess it."

"It's worse than that, Father", he continued, "she quickly started to repay me with sexual favours."

"People in wartime sometimes act in ways they wouldn't under normal conditions. If you are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven".

"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. May I ask a question"?

"What, my son"?

"Should I tell her the war is over"?
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Re: 50 years on

 ·  Posted: 30.08.2014  ·  #2
:up: :up: Very good :D
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Re: 50 years on

 ·  Posted: 30.08.2014  ·  #3
:happy: :happy: :lol:
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Re: 50 years on

 ·  Posted: 31.08.2014  ·  #4
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Re: 50 years on

 ·  Posted: 31.08.2014  ·  #5
:D
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Re: 50 years on

 ·  Posted: 31.08.2014  ·  #6
:D :up:
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Re: 50 years on

 ·  Posted: 31.08.2014  ·  #7
I'm convinced it's the way he tells them that makes us laugh!
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Re: 50 years on

 ·  Posted: 01.09.2014  ·  #8
:whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :D
Perhaps he should.
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Woman in hiding

 ·  Posted: 04.09.2014  ·  #9
:sick: She must be in her 80's now. I think it is time to stop the sexual favours :o !!!!
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Re: 50 years on

 ·  Posted: 04.09.2014  ·  #10
Quote by flans van

:sick: She must be in her 80's now. I think it is time to stop the sexual favours :o !!!!


So must he,so its in your 80,s when you stop :devil: :devil:
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