The lawyer says: “I have some good news and bad news”
The chairman replies: “I have had an awful day, let's hear the good news first.”
The lawyer says: “Your wife invested £20,000 in five pictures that are worth a minimum of £2 million ...”
The chairman replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed ! You’ve made my day; now what is the bad news?”..................................................................................................................
The lawyer answers: “These pictures are of you in bed with your secretary...”
The chairman replies: “I have had an awful day, let's hear the good news first.”
The lawyer says: “Your wife invested £20,000 in five pictures that are worth a minimum of £2 million ...”
The chairman replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed ! You’ve made my day; now what is the bad news?”..................................................................................................................
The lawyer answers: “These pictures are of you in bed with your secretary...”