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Posted: 21.05.2014  ·  #1
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment!'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards, she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'


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Posted: 21.05.2014  ·  #2
:D :o o.O

that made my day!


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Re: Morning sex

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Posted: 21.05.2014  ·  #3
:lol:


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Posted: 22.05.2014  ·  #4
:D :D


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Posted: 22.05.2014  ·  #5
ffs :lol:


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Re: Morning sex

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Posted: 22.05.2014  ·  #6
Quote by Blag

ffs :lol:


What's wrong Kevin, was your egg runny and undercooked this morning? :D


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Posted: 22.05.2014  ·  #7
:D :D


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Posted: 23.05.2014  ·  #8
Oh man that's funny.


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