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Jack one for the sermon

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Posted: 19.05.2014  ·  #1
One night a lady came home from her weekly prayer meeting, found she was being robbed, and she shouted out, "Acts 2:38: 'Repent & be baptized & your sins will be forgiven.'" The robber quickly gave up & the lady rang the police. While handcuffing the criminal, a policeman said, "Gee mate, you gave up pretty easily. How come you gave up so quickly?" The robber said, "She said she had an axe and two 38's!"


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Posted: 19.05.2014  ·  #2
:D :up:


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Posted: 20.05.2014  ·  #4
Excellent Shiv very good. Certainly one I can reuse.


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