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Posted: 13.05.2014  ·  #1
Barak Obama and David Cameron are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.



They both decide to test it by asking a question each.



Barak goes first.



“What will the USA be like in 100 years time?”



The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out



"The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, There is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries”



David thinks “It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that” so he asks:



“What will England be like in 100 years time?”



The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.



But he just stares at it.



“Come on David” says Barak, “What does it say?



David replies, “No idea! It's not in English!”




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Re: Time Machine

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Posted: 13.05.2014  ·  #2
:up: Class.


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Re: Time Machine

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Posted: 13.05.2014  ·  #3
Yeh Probably Irish they were speaking :fgrin: :hide:


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