The joy of stroke city

 
 
 
 
 
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The joy of stroke city

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Posted: 30.04.2014  ·  #1
A very pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her Stammerer's Action Group. She had tried every technique in the book, but still they stammered and stuttered. Finally, totally exasperated, she said; "If any of you can tell me where you were born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water." The Englishman immediately piped up; "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said. "That's no use, Trevor" said the speech therapist, "Who's next?" The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out; "G-g-g-g-g-g-gl-lasgow". That's no better either, Hamish. Now, how about you, Paddy? The Irishman took a deep breath, counted to 5 and eventually blurted out; " London ". Brilliant, Paddy! said the speech therapist and immediately set about living up to her promise. After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said; .
..."d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry".

Pinched from Rodger on motorhomefacts.

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Re: The joy of stroke city

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Posted: 01.05.2014  ·  #2
:D :D :D


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Re: The joy of stroke city

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Posted: 01.05.2014  ·  #3
An oldie but a cracker :)


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