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Posted: 13.04.2014  ·  #1
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken wall at 10 Downing Street.
One from London, another from Bristol and the third, Liverpool.

They go with a government official to examine the wall.

The London contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring,
then works some figures with a pencil.

'Well', he says, 'I figure the job will run about £900: £400 for
materials, £400 for my crew and £100 profit for me.'

The Bristol contractor also does some measuring and figuring, and then
says, 'I can do this job for £700: £300 for materials, £300 for my crew
and £100 profit for me.'

The Liverpool contractor doesn't measure or do figures but leans over to
the Government official and whispers, "£2,700"

The official, incredulous, says, 'You didn't even measure like the
other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?'

The Liverpool contractor whispers back, '£1000 for me, £1000 for you,
and we hire the guy from Bristol to fix the wall.'

'Done!' replies the government official.

And that friends, ...... is how it all works.


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Posted: 13.04.2014  ·  #2
Very true! :D :up:


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Posted: 13.04.2014  ·  #3
That is exactly how it works.


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