"What's the problem?" The doctor asked.
I replied, "When I urinate, it smells of anything that I've eaten or
drunk. For instance, if I eat sugar puffs it smells of sugar puffs, or
if I drink a chicken Cup-a-Soup it smells of a chicken Cup-a-Soup.
What can I do to make my piss smell like piss doctor?"
"Have you tried drinking Carlsberg?"
I replied, "When I urinate, it smells of anything that I've eaten or
drunk. For instance, if I eat sugar puffs it smells of sugar puffs, or
if I drink a chicken Cup-a-Soup it smells of a chicken Cup-a-Soup.
What can I do to make my piss smell like piss doctor?"
"Have you tried drinking Carlsberg?"