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denboye
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Posted: 01.03.2014  ·  #1
Penis insurance ?

An extra smart guy is trying to pull the leg of insurance agent , and asks him : “Do you do Penis Insurance ?”

Agent : “Yes , sir , we do Penis Insurance” .

Man : “You replace with a new one ?”

Agent : “No , sir . Once it stops to work , we ensure free service to your wife for the rest of your Life” O-) O-)


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Re: Insurance

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Posted: 01.03.2014  ·  #2
I am off to insure someone's sounds like an excellent policy to me!


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Posted: 01.03.2014  ·  #3
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I am off to insure someone's sounds like an excellent policy to me!


Might be better to read the small print before you get too excited, Siobhan! :bash:


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Posted: 01.03.2014  ·  #4
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Quote by Shivster

I am off to insure someone's sounds like an excellent policy to me!


Might be better to read the small print before you get excited, Siobhan! :bash:


Better check the no claims discount


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Posted: 02.03.2014  ·  #5
:lol:


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