Adam and Eve

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Adam and Eve

· Posted: 23.02.2014 · #1

When God created
Adam and Eve, He said:
I only have two gifts:
One is the art of peeing standing ...
And then Adam stepped forward and shouted:
ME!, ME!, ME!,
I would love it please ... Lord, please, please!
Look, it will make my life substantially easier.
Eve nodded, and said those things did not matter to her.
Then God gave Adam the gift and he began to shout for joy.
He ran through the garden of Eden and used it to wet all the trees and
bushes, ran down the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand ...
Well, he would not stop showing off.
God and Eve watched the man crazy with happiness and Eve asked God:
What is the other gift? '
God answered:
Eve,..... a brain ... and it is for you ...!

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Re: Adam and Eve

· Posted: 24.02.2014 · #2

But God was a man - so he knew Adam already had a brain

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Re: Adam and Eve

· Posted: 24.02.2014 · #3

Drifter I think your theology is very suspicious on that one and you are digging a hole for yourself lol.

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Re: Adam and Eve

· Posted: 24.02.2014 · #4

Quote by drifter

But God was a man - so he knew Adam already had a brain

Don't think so Rev.. where does it say that God is a she?

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Re: Adam and Eve

· Posted: 24.02.2014 · #5

St least Adam made use of his gift

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Re: Adam and Eve

· Posted: 24.02.2014 · #6

Quote by digger

St least Adam made use of his gift

And so did Eve! :bandit:

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Re: Adam and Eve

· Posted: 24.02.2014 · #7

Is this how the phrase "PEE BRAIN" was conceived .

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