A Japanese couple are having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex:
Husband: “Sukitaki.”
Wife replies: “Kowanini!”
Husband says:“Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!”
Wife on her knees literally begging: “Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!”
Husband replies angrily: “Na miaou kina tim kouji!.”
keep scrolling down.......
Incredible... and there you sit, reading this crap as if you understand Japanese?!
Unbelievable!... I knew you would read anything if it was about sex.
Husband: “Sukitaki.”
Wife replies: “Kowanini!”
Husband says:“Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!”
Wife on her knees literally begging: “Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!”
Husband replies angrily: “Na miaou kina tim kouji!.”
keep scrolling down.......
Incredible... and there you sit, reading this crap as if you understand Japanese?!
Unbelievable!... I knew you would read anything if it was about sex.
:whistle: 
we all did