Indian fellow goes into local corner shop owened by white man and asked for the cheapest toilet roll, the owner tells him he only has expensive stuff, indian fellow keeps on saying he only wants the cheapest,the owner tells him he has a new toilet paper on trial but he can,t sell it to him as it is not branded,the indian fellow tells him if its cheap he will try it ,the owner relents and says i will let you have it on one condition and that is you come back let me no what its like and come up with a brand name,indian agrees ,two weeks later he returns,the owner says how was it and what name have you come up with,indian replies bloody paper no good but i come up with brand name i call it john wayne toilet paper ,owner says why john wayne, indian replies it rough ,tough and takes no sh*t off indians
