A man up hoking about the attic finds a small cardboard box.He opens it and is surprised to find two eggs and three hundred pounds in notes.He took them downstairs to the wife, whom when she saw the box started blushing.The husband asked her why? She said hesitantly"Dearest darling I have a confession to make, every time I have been unfaithful I went and bought an egg.""The husband shocked thought for a minute, then said"Look darling we have been married thirty five years, I think I can forgive you for two eggs,by the way what's the three hundred pounds doing in the box?"The wife replied "Well honey every time I got half a dozen eggs I sold them!" :whistle:
