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Little Johnny

 ·  Posted: 22.01.2014  ·  #1
Teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class:
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Johnny says: "I wanna hit the powerball and be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore on the planet, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris , a jet to travel throughout Europe, and an Infinite Visa Card, and bang her three times a day in the most exotic places on earth".

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson ....

"And how about you, Sarah?"
"I wanna be Johnny's whore.
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Re: Little Johnny

 ·  Posted: 22.01.2014  ·  #2
:lol: :lol:
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 ·  Posted: 22.01.2014  ·  #3
:lol: :happy: :happy:
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Re: Little Johnny

 ·  Posted: 22.01.2014  ·  #4
:D
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 ·  Posted: 22.01.2014  ·  #5
Don't blame her O-)
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 ·  Posted: 22.01.2014  ·  #6
:D
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Re: Little Johnny

 ·  Posted: 28.01.2014  ·  #8
A grade three teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast.
To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers.
Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg, 'E-G-G'. 'Very good', says the teacher.
Peter says he had toast 'T-O-A-S-T'. 'Excellent.'
Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on him. 'I had bugger all', he says, 'B-U-G-G-E-R-A-L-L'. The teacher is mortified and scolds Johnny for his rude answer.

Later when the lesson turns to geography, she asks the students some rudimentary questions.
Susan correctly identifies the Capital of Canada.
Peter is able to tell her which ocean is off Canada's east coast.
When it's Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his rude answer from the nutrition lesson, and decides to give him a very difficult question.
Johnny, she asks, 'Where is the Pakistani border?' Johnny ponders the question and finally says, 'The Pakistani boarder is in bed with my mother. That's why I got bugger all for breakfast'.
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 ·  Posted: 28.01.2014  ·  #9
:up: :up:
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 ·  Posted: 28.01.2014  ·  #11
:lol:
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 ·  Posted: 28.01.2014  ·  #12
That is good but I would need to be careful where I retell it. Although I find myself in some situations where I could and I will.
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