A mountain biker shows up for a group ride on the latest top of the range bike.
“Hey, where did you get the new ride?”, asks one of the group.
“Well,” he says, “I was out on the trails when this really hot chick had stopped with a puncture. I fixed it she and said she wanted to repay me, she suddenly stripped all of her clothes off and said, ‘take what you want’, so I took the bike.”
“Good thing too,” said the friend, “the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
“Hey, where did you get the new ride?”, asks one of the group.
“Well,” he says, “I was out on the trails when this really hot chick had stopped with a puncture. I fixed it she and said she wanted to repay me, she suddenly stripped all of her clothes off and said, ‘take what you want’, so I took the bike.”
“Good thing too,” said the friend, “the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
