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Posted: 13.01.2014  ·  #1
Mr. Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street and had a drink in Mars Bar. He asked her name.
'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa. 'I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts' he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
He fondled her Curly Wurlies and she rubbed his Maltesers.
Soon they were Heart Throbs. It was a Fab moment as she
screamed in Turkish Delight. But 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!


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Posted: 13.01.2014  ·  #2
:D


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Posted: 13.01.2014  ·  #3
:D :D


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Posted: 13.01.2014  ·  #4
:D :'(


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Posted: 13.01.2014  ·  #5
:D :'(


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Posted: 13.01.2014  ·  #6
:D :D


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Posted: 17.01.2014  ·  #7
That's what happens when you Pick n Mix.


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Posted: 17.01.2014  ·  #8
:D :D


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