Tom, Dick and Harry were sitting having a pint and a chat in the pub, the subject of female anatomy came up.....as it does from time to time. Tom says, it had to have been designed by an artist. Just look at the colouring and shading, it was definitely an artist who designed it. Dick said, no way, just look at the shape and the folds only a sculptor could have designed something as complicated and beautiful. Nah, you're both wrong says Harry, it had to be designed by the Co Council. What do you mean says the others ? Well it's obivious said Harry, who else but the Council would put the leisure centre next door to the sewage works !
