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Posted: 07.01.2014  ·  #1
Importance of space!

A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.

She sent him a 'Thank you note' by email.

Bosses wife read the email and filed for divorce.

The email says:

"Your penis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow, and a firm stroke. Initially its tip had to be licked to bring it to working order. I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it. I've always desired it and you fulfilled my wish. Thanks a lot"

Moral: A "space" is an essential part in English


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O Jesus, Its worse she is getting :D :D :D :D :D


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:lol:


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O Jesus, Its worse she is getting :D :D :D :D :D


A nice clean convent educated girl joke just for you Pat.
Have you heard about the magic tractor?




.........it turned into a field. :D


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:lol: :lol:

Did you hear about the Portrush farmer won an award?

He was out standing in his field.


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O Jesus, Its worse she is getting :D :D :D :D :D


A nice clean convent educated girl joke just for you Pat.
Have you heard about the magic tractor?




.........it turned into a field. :D


And one for you Siobhan!
If I said you had a beautiful body, Would you hold it against me! :o


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That's hard to answer pat :lol:

A bit like...

"Are you still beating the wife?"


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That's hard to answer pat :lol:

A bit like...

"Are you still beating the wife?"


Em agree Ally lol :'(


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A nice clean convent educated girl



Have never met one, do they exist?


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A nice clean convent educated girl



Have never met one, do they exist?


Of course they exist, we just don't get out often and when we do well we forget to be nice convent educated girls :o O-)


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