The postman was going around all the houses collecting his Christmas pressies.
He called to this attractive housewive's house and there she was, all done up in frilly underwear and seductive perfume.
She invited the bemused man into her living room and, without further ado, made mad passionate lurve to him right there on the living room floor.
When they were finished, and he was getting ready to go, she handed him a £5 note.
The man became quite emotional.
"I have to tell you", he said, "this is the best Christmas present I've ever been given."
"You can thank my husband for that," said the lady. "When he was going to work this morning, I asked him should I give the postman a tenner for Christmas and he said...
"No f**k him, give him five"
He called to this attractive housewive's house and there she was, all done up in frilly underwear and seductive perfume.
She invited the bemused man into her living room and, without further ado, made mad passionate lurve to him right there on the living room floor.
When they were finished, and he was getting ready to go, she handed him a £5 note.
The man became quite emotional.
"I have to tell you", he said, "this is the best Christmas present I've ever been given."
"You can thank my husband for that," said the lady. "When he was going to work this morning, I asked him should I give the postman a tenner for Christmas and he said...
"No f**k him, give him five"
