Jesus

an irish man and his ever naggin wife were on holidays in jeruselam,
when suddenly the wife died.
the undertaker said "it will cost €5000 to ship her home or €50 to bury her here"
the husband said" ship her home"
the undertaker replied but sir why dont you bury her here in the holy land and save money.
the husband said listen pal a very long time ago a man called jesus was buried here and 3 days later he rose from the dead......she's goin f***ing home

Ally that's a class one I must remember it as most of it would fit into a sermon especially at Easter! Thanks.

Whippy I think I would have to change the last two words of the last sentence but its still an effective illustration which is very true. No sermon now though.