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Eggs....

 ·  Posted: 22.11.2013  ·  #1
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!

TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going 2 STICK! Careful.. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?

Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
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Re: Eggs....

 ·  Posted: 22.11.2013  ·  #2
Its usually the other way round in our Car! :D
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 ·  Posted: 22.11.2013  ·  #3
:D
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 ·  Posted: 22.11.2013  ·  #4
Ours too Pat I do all the driving (it's the control freak in me!) jeep and MH. :up:
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 ·  Posted: 23.11.2013  ·  #5
I can't let swmbo drive, my nerves can't take it. Don't ask about the motorhome, she took it out one day for a day trip when I was at work and thought I wouldn't notice! I carry the keys with me since and as for the cooking, I think I've said enough before I get into trouble :lol:
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 ·  Posted: 23.11.2013  ·  #6
Selective deafness is the key to a happy relationship guys 8-)
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