An american gentleman was on holiday inIreland ,while travelling along a lonely mountain road he took short and with a light in the distance he proceeded to the house where the light was hoping to use the toilet. He knocked at the door and asked politely if he could use the toilet. Big Paddy says sure son just walk around the corner and you will find the toilet at the bottom of the yard on the left. The gentleman walks down to the toilet which had no door ,no light and just a bucket for a toilet,he did what he has to do and goes back up to thank Paddy. Just as he was about to walk away he asked Paddy about the toilet with no door or light etc how unsafe it was. Paddy replies. I,m living here 40 years son and my father has lived 40 yrs before me and no-one has ever stolen the bucket yet .
