Bloke says to his mate,ive known you all my life and do you know your the biggest tw*t ive ever met. You were a tw*t at school when we got older you were still a tw*t in our late teens you were a tw*t you even married a tw*t now that were old your still a tw*t. In fact if there was a world tw*t competition you would come 2nd, his mate says why would I not come first, He replied because your a tw*t 
