An old marine pilot sat down in Starbucks,still wearing his pilots uniform and ordered coffee,as he sat drinking his coffee a young woman sat next to him and asked "are you a pilot".He replied "Well i spent the last 50 years flying planes WW2,Korean conflict, i have taught over 500 people to fly, so you could say i am a pilot, what do you do"
She said "I am a lesbian,i spend my whole day thinking of naked woman,when i get up n the morning i think of naked woman,when i shower i think of naked woman,when i watch TV i think of naked woman,it seems everything i do i think of naked woman".
A little while later a young man joined them and asked "are you a pilot"
He says "I thought i was,but now i just found out i am lesbian"
She said "I am a lesbian,i spend my whole day thinking of naked woman,when i get up n the morning i think of naked woman,when i shower i think of naked woman,when i watch TV i think of naked woman,it seems everything i do i think of naked woman".
A little while later a young man joined them and asked "are you a pilot"
He says "I thought i was,but now i just found out i am lesbian"
