An 80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces,
" Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!"
An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out,
"An elephant?"
Bessie thinks a minute and says,
"Close enough."
" Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!"
An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out,
"An elephant?"
Bessie thinks a minute and says,
"Close enough."
