Insurance man visits farm , as he goes to knock the farmers door he noticed a pig with a wooden leg hobbling round the farmyard . The farmer answers the door to the man who said to him, I couldn't help noticing you have a pig with a wooden leg. The farmer replied that there pig is a special pig , three months ago in the middle of the night our house went on fire.the pig broke out of his Penn rushed to the backdoor of the house broke it down, rushed upstairs dragged the children out into the yard came back in rushed back upstairs and woke my wife and myself. The insurance man said wow .is that how the pig came to have the wooden leg then? The farmer said no ., a pig that special you don't eat it all at once! 
