Three dogs at the vets the first a jack Russell asks the poodle next to him what he's in for.the poodle said I'm done for mate they're going to put me down I bit the postman on the leg.the jack Russell said same here mate the postman stuck his hand through the letterbox so I bit his hand so I'm afraid I'm to be put down as well. The jack Russell then asked the third dog a German shepherd why he was in .he replied I was upstairs last night and my owner who is single blonde and in her thirties was in the bathroom naked and bending over the bath I couldn't resist it crept up behind her and the rest u can work out for yourself. The jack Russell said so you're going to be put down too. The German shepherd replied no apparently I'm in to get my nails clipped 
