I'm very disappointed with what I saw as I walked along the promenade....
I saw a man and a woman having an almighty domestic - in front of loads of kids without a care in the world.
Suddenly, the woman smacked the guy in the head and it all kicked off; there was a massive brawl and someone called the Police.
The poor copper turned up on his own and took his baton to the man, but there was still a big fight and the guy managed to snatch it off him and began assaulting the cop AND his wife!
Then this crocodile snuck up and stole all the sausages!
I saw a man and a woman having an almighty domestic - in front of loads of kids without a care in the world.
Suddenly, the woman smacked the guy in the head and it all kicked off; there was a massive brawl and someone called the Police.
The poor copper turned up on his own and took his baton to the man, but there was still a big fight and the guy managed to snatch it off him and began assaulting the cop AND his wife!
Then this crocodile snuck up and stole all the sausages!
