A man said to his wife, "Maybe we should wash your clothes in slimfast. It might take a couple of inches off your butt." She wasnt amused and decided not to let the comment go unrewarded. The next morning he pulled a pair of undies out of his drawer and said "What the hell" when a small dust cloud appeared when he shook them. He hollered "why did you put talc powder in my undies?" She replied "It's not talc powder, it's miracle grow"
