Bush and Obama wonder into the same Barber Shop for a shave.The two Barbers dealing with them can feel the tension between them, so not a word was spoken.Obama's Barber finished first and reached for the aftershave, holds in front of Obama and says "Would you like a splash of this Sir?" Obama sits upright and reply's "No, absolutely No, if I went back to the Whitehouse smelling of that my wife would think I'd been in a whorehouse!!!"Just then Bush's Barber finished, reached for the aftershave and said "And you Sir, would you like a little aftershave?"Bush reply's "Of course I would, splash it on......My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like!!!"
