Germany was great in July and August this year and this is partly why, along the Moselle there’s a village called oberbillig (super cheap) ,on the way there you can pass through drogen(drugs) for some entertainment if that’s your thing,,the local drink is kuhbier ( cow beer) ,and they want you to travel free - there’s a town called bad tolz. But if this is all too much the town of kotzen (vomiting),,altenheim(retirement home ) awaits, then the enevitable, todesfelde (death field)sure thats everything you’ll need , but avoid muckenloch( mosquito hole),and sommerloch( summer hole) ,