Needing company ?

Dutch van arrives in an otherwise empty car park (Park 4 Night) and decides the best place to park is a metre from me with his hab door directly opposite mine.

You have laugh and to love the stupidity, we were in St Paul de Leon, in an Aire, all the spaces facing the sea were full, we got the last space, with one van in the back.
When we returned from a walk to the island, the Guy beside us had moved over to allow the one from the rear to park in and have a sea view. He was so close I couldn't open the driver's door without hitting his mirrors, ( which I did several times)
The funny bit was all 23 vans had their Silver Screens on and Sat Dishes up and were all inside watching Telly at eight in the evening. And we're the same way next morning at 10 when we left.