Here is one for you all.
When i was an apprentice one day we were working at a house and the owner was a van driver for
a local sausage factory.
It was a cold winter morning and nearing our 10 oclock tea break when Ernie the labourer came in and asked me to come outside and give him a hand.
The owner had gave him a packet of sausages and Ernie had lit a fire of wood outside, he proceeded to hand me the very well cleaned longtail shovel and instructed me to hold it over the fire.
Ernie cooked the sausages and we had a lovely 10 oclock tea.
