Paddy the English man, Paddy the Scottsman and Paddy the Irishman were tendering to build a new bridge.
On the day the tenders were to be opened Paddy the Englishman was asked to open his first,on opening it he revealed that his tender was 2 Million Pounds.
The Quantity surveyer asked him if he could give a break down? Yes says Paddy the Englishman it is 1 Million for materials and 1 Million for labour.
Paddy the Scottsman was asked to open his and he revealed that his tender was for 4 Million, 2 Million for materials and 2 Million for labour.
Paddy the Irishman was asked to open his, my tender is for 6 Million.
2 Million for you the QS, 2 Million for myself and the other 2 Million to Paddy the Englishman to build the bridge.
On the day the tenders were to be opened Paddy the Englishman was asked to open his first,on opening it he revealed that his tender was 2 Million Pounds.
The Quantity surveyer asked him if he could give a break down? Yes says Paddy the Englishman it is 1 Million for materials and 1 Million for labour.
Paddy the Scottsman was asked to open his and he revealed that his tender was for 4 Million, 2 Million for materials and 2 Million for labour.
Paddy the Irishman was asked to open his, my tender is for 6 Million.
2 Million for you the QS, 2 Million for myself and the other 2 Million to Paddy the Englishman to build the bridge.