Paddys lying up in bed watching babestation .He phones the number at the bottom of the screen and the babe says "hello sexy and what can I do for you tonight?".Paddy replies "Do ya see that red sofa you're lying on " "Yes" she replies.Paddy says "You wouldn't jumping over the back of it and hiding" "Sure sexy but why" Paddy replies "Well its just the wife is coming up the stairs and I can't find the remote"