I'm trying to keep up!

OK, fashion dictated a while back that short back and sides was back (in spite of our brave efforts in the sixties to be allowed to grow our hair)
Then ripped jeans became a must (remember the heartbreak when our best Levi's or Wrangler's tore at the knees?)
More recently, the new rule that all sentences must start with 'so, basically' and feature 'like' after every three words (a Mid-Atlantic twang also helps)
Now, the latest....the sudden need to walk around town with a cardboard cup of coffee in one hand ( usually to be thrown down or placed on a wall when empty)
I can't keep up......time for my nap.

the coffee cup thing is so bad if you were on top of Mt Everest someone would walk past with one in their hand

Who wants to pay £3-5 for a cup of coffee

Where the hell do they buy them, my local walk along the tow path doesnt have a shop/cafe/pub near it and there they are, usually female, leggings, puff jacket and pompom hat. They are all clones of each other