Home Haircut

My multi-talented wife, or should I say present wife, has just cut my hair for the first time. Trust me, there are two things you really don't want to hear when your wife is cutting your hair:
1) Two minutes in.... "wait, I'll just get my glasses"
2) Two minutes from completion...."well, it's ok, we're not meeting anyone for a while anyway"

my wife keeps telling me Trina
( hairdresser ) says you need a haircut I said, I think when she sees it, she will probably be right.
she is only 160k away.