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Fonts

 ·  Posted: 26.11.2012  ·  #1
Four fonts walk into a bar
The barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

Two peanuts walk into a bar
One was a salted

A jump-lead walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"

A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"




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 ·  Posted: 26.11.2012  ·  #2
The barman was sick and tired of all the pieces of string coming in to his bar, slopping the beer all over the place, getting paralytic, lying all over the floor and tripping his customers up. So he put up a sign saying "All pieces of string are banned from this bar".

Not long afterwards, what looked suspiciously like a piece of string came into the bar and ordered a beer. It looked a pitiful sight with kinks here and there, dirty, and beginning to unravel at both ends. The barman eyed it up and down and asked "Are you one of those pieces of string?" "No," it replied, "I'm afraid not".
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