Good Grief you lot did have it easy nice clean snow and a bit of a hill
Where I wus dragged up we had to clumber ower pit slag mountins fur 6 miles in just our joks so we duner get clothes muky and then jump inter a cow trowgh to wash black muck off afor scool freezing cold it wor . Niver ad any shoes til I wus 12 un ready to go to wok.
Aye them wur grand daes scooling wus grand mates made fur lif grand aye lads un no buger outside Derbyshire in cluding them
posh uns in Darby cud understood a bloody wad we wus on abute.
Aye grand aold daes
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