A blonde woman walks into the doctor’s office and says, “Doctor I hurt all over.”
The doctor says, “That’s impossible.”
“No, really!” she insists. “Just look… When I touch my arm – ouch! – it hurts. When I touch my leg – ouch! – it hurts. When I touch my head – ouch! – it really hurts!”
The doctor just stands there stroking his chin, then finally asks, “You’re a natural blonde, aren’t you?”
The woman smiles and says, “Why, yes I am. How did you know?”
The doctor replies, “Because your finger is broken.”
The doctor says, “That’s impossible.”
“No, really!” she insists. “Just look… When I touch my arm – ouch! – it hurts. When I touch my leg – ouch! – it hurts. When I touch my head – ouch! – it really hurts!”
The doctor just stands there stroking his chin, then finally asks, “You’re a natural blonde, aren’t you?”
The woman smiles and says, “Why, yes I am. How did you know?”
The doctor replies, “Because your finger is broken.”
