John and Mary are killed in a crash two days before there wedding so at the pearly gates they ask St. Peter can they still get married St. Peter ask them to wait till he finds out so after six months he comes back and says yes we cans do that . John says we’ll weve been thinking while you were away for so long if it’s doesn’t work out can we get a divorce look says St. Peter it’s taken me six months to find a priest,how long do you think it’s going to take to find a f.....g Solictor