A guy was shopping in Sainsburys and his trolley bumped into another guys trolley.
“Sorry” he said “I wasn't concentrating properly – I'm looking for my wife and can't see her.”
“That's a coincidence” said the second guy “Me too! I'm looking for my wife”
“Perhaps we can help each other. What does she look like?” said the first guy.
“Oh, she's 23, blonde, a former beauty queen, slim legs, great figure, wearing a mini skirt and tight t-shirt with no bra” he replied. “What does yours look like?”
“It doesn't matter, lets look for yours!”
“Sorry” he said “I wasn't concentrating properly – I'm looking for my wife and can't see her.”
“That's a coincidence” said the second guy “Me too! I'm looking for my wife”
“Perhaps we can help each other. What does she look like?” said the first guy.
“Oh, she's 23, blonde, a former beauty queen, slim legs, great figure, wearing a mini skirt and tight t-shirt with no bra” he replied. “What does yours look like?”
“It doesn't matter, lets look for yours!”